mishawinsexster:

Villains have surprisingly peppy ringtones.

(via bbcsherlockftw)

e-slut:

things! not! to! say! to! asexuals!:

  • ‘aren’t you just asexual becuase no one likes you?’
  • ‘asexuality isn’t even real’
  • ‘you’ll grow out of it’
  • ‘well do you masturbate?’
  • anything of or pertaining to amoebas
  • ‘so does that mean you’re gonna die alone then?’
  • ‘you don’t dress like an asexual’

(via gredandforge-weasley)

Tags: asexuality

mister-sullivan:

oh my perfect.

(via killahflowjo)

Tags: omfg the sims

best-of-funny:

lexcanroar:

oh my god I just snorted pineapple juice out of my nose 

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best-of-funny:

lexcanroar:

oh my god I just snorted pineapple juice out of my nose 

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(Source: howlolcanyougo, via battle-born)

Tags: omfg

Tags: The Killers

echolation:

thighrabanks:

prostitourettes:

found this from my first aid kit. i guess it’s an emergency party dress

that’s a fire blanket omg

no its not its fashion

(via peetasfakeleg)

Tags: omfg

meoplelikepeople:

acrackinthetardis:

nickgrimshade:

do you ever remember that harry is only 18 years old and he’s been accused of sleeping with 410 women and breaking up 3 marriages and he can’t even get a tattoo without being surrounded by thousands of girls and he has no privacy and never actually gets to just be an 18 year old kid

For a minute I thought you were talking about Harry Potter and I was really confused

I was trying to remember when this happened in the books.

(Source: punkasslouis, via hellyeahmalfoy)

jiltedloversandbrokenhearts:

i just keep crying because the killers

(via ofvictimsandcoldplayers)

  • me: hey mum, lets say you die.
  • mum: ok
  • me: if you could get buried with one thing in the enitre world what would it be?
  • mum:
  • mum: you
  • mum: If I'm going down I'm taking you with me