this song is ending, but the story never ends.

truthfacts:

utmostidiocy:

A baby’s laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear. Unless it’s 3am. And you’re home alone. And you don’t have a baby.

this happened to me

irenecladler:

irenecladler:

To everyone who doesn’t think British stereotypes are accurate,

This week in Science class we are doing an investigation on tea. We have to compare three different teabag types - square, circular and triangle shaped - to see which one makes the strongest tea.

Now that’s what I call

Update: Apparently triangle shaped teabags make the strongest tea.

dexdaddy:

I want to shout for my excitement for Dexter this season. 

THERE IS GOING TO BE A CANNIBAL. 

tuucker:

irisowl:

So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized

Dr. Robert Evans

I looked it up

My dentist is Captain America’s dad

My doctor is JK Rowling’s husband.

JK Rowling’s husband has asked me if I am sexually active.

no-angel-will-dare-harm-you:

The “Crowley squint” is basically my reaction to everything.

the-winchester-initiative:

I really want to see Cas getting possessed by a demon

Bonus points if it’s Abaddon

Bonus bonus points if Dean makes a pop-culture reference

And demon!Cas laughs

And Sam and Dean automatically pull knives and guns out

“Cas doesn’t know who Ron Weasley is”

mmmcookies22:

punziepond:

kittykittydontpanic:

bougiegal:

just a reminder than tumblr gets face characters fired and if you keep going in this direction with the new Peter Pan face character you are all so suddenly obsessed with you’re going to make him lose his job

can you explain how that happens? 

people find out his real name and call him that at the park, therefore taking him out of character and ruining the magic for the younger kids

SIGNAL BOOSTING THIS SHIT

waywardism:

So, I’m sending a scrapbook to Osric for his birthday and I want you guys to fill it with your messages.

Go to this blog, read the description of what you need to send in, then submit it. (In the askbox if it’s a message, in the submit box if it’s a picture.)

Spread the word!